National Door Day

National Door Day

What a fabulous creation they are: doors. They can be shut, they can be opened, they can be half opened, they can be half shut. They can be blue, red, yellow, pink, green, black, they can be circle, triangle, square and rectangle. 

So why do we treat them with such disrespect? When you're angry and you storm out of a room, the first thing you may do is slam the door as hard as you can, why? What's that achieving? What did the precious door do to you?

This is why, my dear readers, (who by the way are very low in number, in fact YOU, yes YOU, reading this now, wherever you are, could be the only person to have read this so far!) Anyway, so yeah, this is why, my dear reader(s), we must have a national door day to celebrate this wonderful invention, that we use dozens of times a day with out even realizing, a bit like blinking, only cooler.

The national door day will be December 25th, as nothing else goes on that day I don't think, so it would be the perfect date to do it, but I NEED your support. I don't know how you can support me, but that just sounded quite cool.

So, next time you open a door, maybe acknowledge the fact you are opening a door, and acknowledge the fact that one day, all doors will be gone, as they would have died of err... hunger. So keep feeding your doors people! And remember, Dec 25th, put it in your calendar!