Why? I'm glad you asked, it's because they're evil, horrible, rude and damn right ugly.
My first, and one of only two encounters with a zebra was in Iceland. I was walking around, when suddenly a zebra appeared, now Iceland is obviously where you tend to find zebras roaming, so I just took the moment in and counted it as normal. But then, the zebra came closer, as if it wanted to eat me, well, no one eats me I say! So I ran over, attacked it, whacked it with a rock I got off the ground and with in minutes I sucked all the life out of it, I then set up a camp fire and ate the thing, I have to say, it was very tasty.
So that's one encounter I had with an evil zebra that tried to eat me, the next time was when I was at home, playing my xbox. I heard screaming from outside, so I put some clothes on and climbed out the window, I landed in the road, to see what was going on and yes, you guessed it... a zebra was attacking a fellow human being. As I had a history with zebras, I knew what to do, so I picked up a rock, whacked the zebra repeatedly until all the life had been sucked out of the evil black and white striped animal. But, another zebra came round the corner, this time, it had a sword and a shield to protect it's self, and kill me! So, I got a rock, disarmed it and hit it repeatedly until all the life had been sucked out of the damn thing.
I was victorious! The person I saved thanked me and "owes me their life." No need to thank me, it's just routine.
So, since then I have been trying to stop every zebra in the world from attacking and eating people using shields and swords. But I don't think it's working, as zebras keep making more zebras through breeding, so far, I have not been able to stop these deadly creatures, but one day, I will.
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