Three years ago today

Yes that's right, 3 years ago today, it happened.

Let's begin this story 3 years and 4 days ago (1,099 days ago to be exact.)

I was walking on the beach, minding my own business then BOOM! I fell to the ground after a knock to the head, now at the time, I obviously had no idea what knocked me down, as I was unconscious. I stayed out of it for about 4 hours, until I woke up on my sofa, with a book in my hand. Now, the book had no words in it, it was just a plain book with a brown cover with about 200 pages of white blank nothingness on them. So, I began to read the book. About a minute later, I had read the book, as it had no words on it, so it took no time to read.

Then the TV came on, and it delivered a message to me through the actions of a man. It said "You, yes you, you must do as I say, go to a shop, and buy me a news paper, a pen, a sheep, a clock and, most importantly... a statue in the shape of the number 6." So I did, I brought all that he said, except the statue shaped like the number 6, I couldn't find one.

4 days passed, to the day of the EVENT, I still hadn't found the statue though, I could only find a statue shaped like the letter A and the number 271, but not the number 6 unfortunately. I continued to search for the statue, but I couldn't find it. Then, the man came back, he said "well done for getting all the items, but you haven't got the statue, so now, I have put a spell on you, so that you can now only speak Chinese.

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