A story for you

Wow, it's been a long time since I blog-posted, a full 15 days! 

Not much has been happening in the last two weeks, I am just an average boring teen after all... 

So I shall tell you a story instead...

One day, there was a wolf. The wolf was sitting by a tree, looking really upset. A man who was walking through the woods saw the upset wolf, and went to sit down with it.

"What's wrong?" The man asked. "Nothing that concerns you!" The wolf replied angrily. "Mind your own business!" He then said. 

The man was very puzzled by the wolf's reaction to his kindness, so he got out his gun, shot the wolf in the head and took it home to eat for dinner. He really enjoyed the juicy lush tasting wolf meat.

The man then went out again, and saw monster sitting by a tree, looking upset. "What's wrong?" The man said. "Nothing that concerns you, now go way and mind your own business!" The monster said. The man was so annoyed by the rejection to his kindness, so he got out his gun, and shot the monster in the head loads of times, and took it home to eat. The man really enjoyed the monster meat, then he went out again.

Then all of a sudden, cries of help were heard from the distance, the man ran in the direction in which the cry came from, to his shock, it was a dragon. "What's wrong?" Said the man. 

"Oh thank goodness, I was really hungry and I needed some food, have you got any?" Said the dragon. "No I haven't got any food." Said the man. 

So the dragon flew over to the man, and ate him.

And the moral of the story is, don't ever talk to swans.

The end.